Remember, remember the fifth of November… It’s cold, dark and perfect for hand‑held food you can eat in gloves. Here’s a practical, UK‑friendly plan for 8–12 people: a crowd‑pleasing menu, make‑ahead timeline, shopping list, and a few food‑safety and first‑aid notes.
Plan backwards with the Cook Planner, scale servings with Brine & Yield, and double‑check safe temps before serving.
• Planner → https://www.kitchensizzlers.com/bbq-smoker-time-calculator/
• Brine & Yield calculators → https://www.kitchensizzlers.com/brine-calculator/
• Probe temps (°C) + resting → https://www.kitchensizzlers.com/guides/probe-safe-temps/
• Wood pairing (UK) → https://www.kitchensizzlers.com/wood-pairing-uk/
The Menu (pick 1–2 mains + 3 sides + 1 sweet)
Warm‑hand mains
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Pulled‑pork sliders — Pork shoulder to ~95°C & probe‑tender, rest 1–2 h; hold hot and serve in soft rolls with slaw.
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Sticky chicken legs (GF) — Smoke/roast to 74°C, finish hot to crisp; brush with a late glaze.
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Spare ribs (3‑2‑1‑ish on electrics) — Cook to tender between bones; slice into singles for easy eating.
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Veg option: Smoky mushroom & halloumi flatbreads with garlic yoghurt.
Sides that sit well
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Bonfire jacket potatoes (foil‑wrapped; finish unwrapped for skins).
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Apple slaw with light mustard dressing.
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Sweetcorn with chilli‑lime butter.
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Tray leeks & carrots (roast until caramelised).
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Mug soup (tomato or pumpkin) kept hot in slow cooker/airpot.
Sweets & drinks
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Baked apples (butter, brown sugar, cinnamon; finish with custard).
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Parkin or toffee apples (classic Bonfire Night treats).
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Hot chocolate bar (marshmallows, whipped cream, orange zest).
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Warm mulled apple juice (family‑friendly) or non‑alcoholic spiced cider.
Make‑Ahead Timeline (example for fireworks ~7:30 pm)
Day before (4 Nov)
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Season pork shoulder (or dry‑brine chicken).
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Make slaw dressing & chilli‑lime butter; bake parkin (improves overnight).
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Check dry wood (apple/cherry for pork/chicken; oak for beef) and fuel.
Morning (5 Nov)
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Start pork shoulder early (110–120°C). Use the Planner for timings.
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Prep baked apples (stuff; keep chilled).
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Par‑bake jacket potatoes until just tender; chill.
Afternoon
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Make hot chocolate base & keep in slow cooker on low (or fill airpots/thermos).
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Roast tray leeks & carrots to 80%; hold to finish later.
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If doing ribs, get them on (allow ~5–6 h on electrics).
Pre‑display (6:15–7:15 pm)
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Shred pork with juices; hold hot (covered) in a warm oven/insulated box.
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Finish jacket potatoes (unwrap for the last 10–15 mins to crisp).
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Glaze chicken/ribs in the last 15 mins; rest chicken 10–15 mins.
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Bake apples while the fireworks go.
Serve (after 7:45 pm)
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Build sliders, ladle soup, pour hot chocolate.
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Put out parkin/toffee apples and the baked apples with custard.
Shopping List (for 8–12)
Mains
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Pork shoulder 3.5–4.5 kg or spare ribs 2 racks or chicken legs 16–20
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Halloumi 3 blocks + large flat mushrooms 12
Sides
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Baking potatoes 12, corn 8, leeks 3, carrots 6, white cabbage 1, apples 3, onions 2, pumpkin/soup veg 1.5 kg
Sweet & drinks
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Dessert apples 8 (for baking) or toffee apples kit; parkin ingredients; cocoa powder, milk, cream, marshmallows; cloudy apple juice + spices
Pantry & disposables
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Rolls/buns 24 (plus GF wraps/rolls), cider vinegar, ketchup, brown sugar, mustard (GF), paprika, garlic, salt, pepper
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Dry wood chips/chunks; foil, butcher paper, napkins, gloves, airpots/thermos
Service & Safety (read this)
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Keep hot food hot: aim to hold above 63°C in warm ovens/insulated boxes/slow cookers. If food drops below 63°C, use within 2 hours, then chill or discard.
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Reheat thoroughly: return leftovers to steaming hot before serving.
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Clean smoke: preheat fully, keep the top vent open, and add small, dry wood charges.
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Burn first aid: if anyone gets a minor burn, cool under running water for 20 minutes, then cover loosely with cling film.
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Kids + fireworks: keep food/drink tables well away from the bonfire and sparklers; adults handle fireworks.
Handy site links
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Cook Planner → https://www.kitchensizzlers.com/bbq-smoker-time-calculator/
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Brine & Yield calculators → https://www.kitchensizzlers.com/brine-calculator/
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Probe temps (°C) + resting → https://www.kitchensizzlers.com/guides/probe-safe-temps/
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Supermarket cuts translator → https://www.kitchensizzlers.com/buyers-guides/uk-supermarket-smoking-guide/
FAQ’s
Can I cook everything on the day?
Yes—choose quicker mains (ribs + chicken). For easiest hosting, cook the shoulder earlier and hold hot.
How much meat per person?
Plan 250–300 g cooked for pulled meats, 1–2 chicken legs per adult, ~250 g raw salmon if you swap it in. Use the Yield Calculator to get precise numbers.
What are classic Bonfire Night treats?
Parkin, toffee apples, baked potatoes and sausages—we’ve included easy versions above.